Borkhuis Fun & Facts
THE NAME
The name is Borkhuis, but what
does it mean? Originally a Dutch name and exported to the U.S.A. But even for
the Dutch the meaning of the name is not clear.
The last part "huis" is not a problem, as this means "house". But what means
"Bork"?
Let's consult the leading dictionary in the Netherlands: Het Groot Woordenboek der Nederlandse Taal (in
short: de Van Dale):
BORK : (m;-en), bark 1
(see bark)
1 BARK: (m; g.mv.), BORK (~high german: Borke, etymology unclear)
1. Rough crust-like part of tree-bark;
2. (ground) bark of an oaktree;
Which would lead to the
conclusion: house of (a rough crust-like part of) tree or oak bark.
Only, this doesn't make much sense: there are not a lot of natural forests in
the northern part of the Netherlands, mainly flat grassland on a soil of mud,
and houses were not made of bark.
(although in Drente and Overijssel, other, more southern, provinces, they were
made out of peat).
An other explanation would be that
bork is a mis-spelling (or dialect) of 'borg' or 'borch'.
The Van Dale dictionary:
BORG: (m.&f.; -en), (old-fashioned) burg (see burg.).
BURG: (m.&f.; -en), (for etymology see burcht) (old-fashioned) burcht.
BURCHT: (m.&f.; -en) (Mnl. Borch, burch, ~berg)
1. castle, stronghold, fortified place; (etc.)
'Castle' is unlikely. There are no
castles in Groningen.
The meaning would probably be: a strong, or fortified house.
Jan Klaassen Borkhuis was probably living in or near a big house or farm when he
was made to register his name and choose a surname in 1811.
Of course there is a third
possibility: perhaps Bork used to mean something in the dialect of North-Groningen in
1811, which isn't recorded. In that case, we really don't know what it means.
So keep looking....
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THE LANGUAGE
The Language?? You mean Dutch? or
perhaps the dialect of Groningen?
No, Borks is a separate 'language', to wit the language the Swedish Chef speaks
in Jim Henson's The Muppets.
(Talking of the Swedish Chef: during a recent trip to Copenhagen we read in the
SAS magazine that this character is based on a real Swedish chef, called Lars
"Kuprik" Bäckman. For more about him, go to:
http://www.somasoma.de/1/somarest1.htm )
BorkBorkBork!
BorkBorkBork! is the languange of the
Swedish Chef, a character from the classic Muppets. Although it is
sometimes seen as a dialect of English, along with the related Elmer Fudd,
both languages are found in Google's international languages section,
along with Klingon.
Learning this language is very easy,
just concentrate on converting every "th" sound to the "ze" sound. At the
end of every sentence, remember to insert between 1 and 3 Borks for good
measure.
If you have a hard time writing
essays in BorkBorkBork, there are several popular computer programs that
will convert your essay (saved in text format) to BorkBorkBork. The best
is the Enchefferizer, or its variation the Borkerizer.
See:
www.google.com/intl/xx-bork/
From Wikibooks, the free
textbook project.
www.wikibooks.org:
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GEOGRAPHY
- BORKEN (Germany), a town
- BORK-HAVN (Denmark), a holiday resort
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ON THE NET
Which Borkhuis persons of
companies have made themselves known on the internet??
Only pages count, being mentioned on a page (e.g. phonebook) does not count,
unless you're the sole subject.
- Borkhuis Computer Service :
www.borkhuis.nl
- Hazekamp-Borkhuis Tweewielers ((motor-)bikes) :
www.hazekamp-borkhuis.nl
- a Belgian store in kitchen appliances:
http://www.demoborkhuis.be
- Bradley R. Borkhuis:
http://bradborkhuis.esmartbiz.com
- CornerStone Chiropractic, led by Dr. Staci Borkhuis:
http://www.yourcornerstonechiro.com
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